20 Best Funny Koozie Sayings For Weddings [2024]

Are you looking for the best funny koozie sayings for weddings? Based on expert reviews, we ranked them. We've listed our top-ranked picks, including the top-selling funny koozie sayings for weddings.

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1 Beer Can Slim Coolie (Funny 10-Pack) Beer Can Slim Coolie (Funny 10-Pack)
2 6-Pack Summer Beer Can Sleeves Flamingo Pineapple Party Supplie Can Cooler Sleeves - BONUS FUN PHOTO... 6-Pack Summer Beer Can Sleeves Flamingo Pineapple Party Supplie Can Cooler Sleeves - BONUS FUN...
3 Scalloped Can Cooler Sleeve, Party Supplies (12-Pack) Scalloped Can Cooler Sleeve, Party Supplies (12-Pack)
4 Mr. & Mrs. | Matching Newlywed Wedding Baseball Caps and Beer Holder (Coolie) Mr. & Mrs. | Matching Newlywed Wedding Baseball Caps and Beer Holder (Coolie)
5 CHAMBONG Champagne Shooter - Unique Gifts for Bachelorette Party Favors, Engagement Gifts & Drinking... CHAMBONG Champagne Shooter - Unique Gifts for Bachelorette Party Favors, Engagement Gifts &...
6 Beer Can Sleeves Beer Can Coolers Funny Quotes Neoprene Drink Cooler Sleeves for Cans and Bottles... Beer Can Sleeves Beer Can Coolers Funny Quotes Neoprene Drink Cooler Sleeves for Cans and Bottles...
7 Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. The Golf Father | Funny Saying Golfing Cap, Golfer Low Profile Dad Baseball... Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. The Golf Father | Funny Saying Golfing Cap, Golfer Low Profile Dad Baseball...
8 2 Funny Retirement Can Coolers Gifts for Men And Women-12 OZ Collapsible Neoprene Can Beer Bottle... 2 Funny Retirement Can Coolers Gifts for Men And Women-12 OZ Collapsible Neoprene Can Beer Bottle...
9 Asobu Frosty Beer 2 Go Vacuum Insulated Double Walled Stainless Steel Beer Can and Bottle Cooler... Asobu Frosty Beer 2 Go Vacuum Insulated Double Walled Stainless Steel Beer Can and Bottle Cooler...
10 Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. Sarcastic Comment Loading Please Wait Funny Sarcasm Humor for Men Women... Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. Sarcastic Comment Loading Please Wait Funny Sarcasm Humor for Men Women...
11 12 oz Slim Can Insulated Cooler, Skinny Can Holder Sleeve for Hard Seltzers, Slim Beers, Tall... 12 oz Slim Can Insulated Cooler, Skinny Can Holder Sleeve for Hard Seltzers, Slim Beers, Tall...
12 IPA Lot When I Drink Can Coolie (1, Navy) IPA Lot When I Drink Can Coolie (1, Navy)
13 12 oz Tropical Neoprene Can Cooler Sleeves for Soda, Beer, Beverages (12 Pack) 12 oz Tropical Neoprene Can Cooler Sleeves for Soda, Beer, Beverages (12 Pack)
14 12 oz Black Neoprene Bottle Sleeves with Zipper for Beer, Soda, Beverages (12 Pack) 12 oz Black Neoprene Bottle Sleeves with Zipper for Beer, Soda, Beverages (12 Pack)
15 Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. My Wife Knows Everything! | Funny Husband Dad Groom Cap Hat Black Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. My Wife Knows Everything! | Funny Husband Dad Groom Cap Hat Black
16 2 Pairs Bride and Groom Wedding Socks, Novelty Tuxedo and Diamond Ring Designs, One Size 2 Pairs Bride and Groom Wedding Socks, Novelty Tuxedo and Diamond Ring Designs, One Size
17 Neon Retro DARE Fanny Pack Waist Bags with Adjustable Waist Straps (Neon Blue) Neon Retro DARE Fanny Pack Waist Bags with Adjustable Waist Straps (Neon Blue)
18 I'm Fine Graphic Novelty Sarcastic Funny T Shirt L Ash I'm Fine Graphic Novelty Sarcastic Funny T Shirt L Ash
19 SUNWILL Insulated Wine Tumbler with Lid Rose Gold, Double Wall Stainless Steel Stemless Insulated... SUNWILL Insulated Wine Tumbler with Lid Rose Gold, Double Wall Stainless Steel Stemless Insulated...
20 5 Pairs Wine Gifts Wine Socks, If You Can Read This Socks, Funny Girls Party 5 Pairs Wine Gifts Wine Socks, If You Can Read This Socks, Funny Girls Party
Bestseller No. 1
Beer Can Slim Coolie (Funny 10-Pack)
  • KEEP YOUR DRINKS COLD- Insulated beer can cover keeps your hands dry and your drink cold while camping, tailgating, or partying!
  • KEEP YOUR HANDS DRY- Insulated neoprene material is soft and durable
  • MADE IN THE USA- the coolies are made, printed, and sewn in Dallas, Texas!
  • MULTIPLE USES- use for long neck bottles as well as kids drinks!
  • BRIGHT COLORS – and funny sayings make these coolies a talking point at your gathering!
Bestseller No. 2
6-Pack Summer Beer Can Sleeves Flamingo Pineapple Party Supplie Can Cooler Sleeves - BONUS FUN PHOTO...
  • BEER CAN SLEEVE: Set of 6 covers includes 2 designs with 3 each. Designs include flamingo, tropical fruits.
  • NEOPRENE MADE: Made of neoprene that is durable and helps insulate your drinks, preventing transference of external temperatures and body heat to your...
  • WASHABLE: Cover insulators are machine washable that can last for years.
  • PERFECT FOR ALL OCCASIONS: Best drink accessory for any outdoor activity such as; fishing, BBQ, hanging at the lake, pool or concert, beach & more. It...
  • DIMENSIONS: Fits most 12oz can drink, 2.5 x 2.5 x 4 inches
Bestseller No. 3
Scalloped Can Cooler Sleeve, Party Supplies (12-Pack)
  • BEER CAN SLEEVE: Set of 12 can sleeves includes designs such as: “Vacation Mode", "Party On" and more
  • NEOPRENE MATERIAL: Made of neoprene that is durable and helps insulate your drinks, preventing transference of external temperatures and body heat to...
  • WASHABLE: Cover insulators are machine washable that can last for years
  • PERFECT FOR ALL OCCASIONS: Best drink accessory for any outdoor activity such as; fishing, BBQ, hanging at the lake, pool or concert, beach & more. It...
  • DIMENSIONS: Fits most 12oz can drinks, 2.5 x 2.5 x 4.2 inches
Bestseller No. 4
Mr. & Mrs. | Matching Newlywed Wedding Baseball Caps and Beer Holder (Coolie)
  • ADJUSTABLE CAPS | Adjustable low profile classic twill baseball caps sit tight to the head, with floppy un-structured construction
  • METAL CLOSURE BUCKLE | Brushed metal slide-closure buckle gives a classic, stylish look from behind
  • SCREEN PRINTED CAN HOLDERS | Quality inks cured properly in modern ovens means the ink will stay on and in-tact for years, with a durable vibrant look
  • EMBROIDERED HATS | Matching Mr. & Mrs. caps are directly embroidered across the front for an elegant companion look
  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & EMBROIDERERS | These were embroidered by the professional techs in our stitching department
Bestseller No. 5
CHAMBONG Champagne Shooter - Unique Gifts for Bachelorette Party Favors, Engagement Gifts & Drinking...
  • CHAMPAGNE, PROSECCO, AND MORE: Whether Champagne, Prosecco, or your favorite sparkling beverage, Chambong is the only accessory you need to enjoy them...
  • LIKE A BEER BONG BUT BETTER: Must-have Bachelorette party supplies and adult party favors for guests. The Chambong holds 6 oz. of your favorite...
  • PERFECT WEDDING GIFT: Bachelorette gifts for bride, bridal shower favors, engagement gifts for couples, and more! You can always keep the party going...
  • SIMPLE, YET STURDY: Way cuter than plastic champagne flutes, the Chambong is made of plastic acrylic, making this champagne shooter shatter-proof!
  • HAND WASH ONLY: Easily rinse with soap and water, dry, and set aside until your next party!
SaleBestseller No. 6
Beer Can Sleeves Beer Can Coolers Funny Quotes Neoprene Drink Cooler Sleeves for Cans and Bottles...
  • Enough quantity to use: you will receive 8 pieces cooling insulated can covers in 8 different styles, enough amount and rich styles to choose and use,...
  • Convenient to use: it's easy to slide on or take off and folds your beer can coolers for easy storage, and these can coolers are machine washable, not...
  • Fits most occasions: nice drink accessory for any outdoor activities such as fishing, BBQ, lake, pool or concert, beach party, etc, these beer bottle...
  • Safe and durable: made of neoprene material, that is durable and helps insulate your drinks, preventing transference of external temperatures and body...
  • Easy to use: you just easily slide your drink into the beer bottle sleeve and you are ready to enjoy your insulated beverages, good addition for BBQs,...
Bestseller No. 7
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. The Golf Father | Funny Saying Golfing Cap, Golfer Low Profile Dad Baseball...
  • Michigan Artists and Embroiderers | this design was drawn and sewn with pride by our skilled illustrators and embroiderers in Ann Arbor. If you're...
  • Classic Construction | Unstructured, low-profile, six panel classic "dad" style ballcap with directly stitched embroidery across the front
  • Adjustable Closure | Metal slide-buckle closure on the back - adjustable, subtle, and classy
  • Premium Materials | Bio-wash finish on cotton twill gives a soft, slightly lived in treatment
  • Professional Embroidery | Durable, vibrant threads applied by expert embroiderers using industry-leading Tajiuma equipment means the stitching will...
Bestseller No. 8
2 Funny Retirement Can Coolers Gifts for Men And Women-12 OZ Collapsible Neoprene Can Beer Bottle...
  • GIFTS FOR RETIREMENT | 2-Pack of Premium Foam Beer Can Sleeves are the best retirement gift ideas. The man or woman has worked decades and it's now...
  • RETIRED NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE &I CAN BEER ALL I WANT IM RETIRED| Sit on your porch, in a boat or on your couch and say to the world "Retired not my...
  • SOLD IN THE USA & 100% SATISFATION | Just like the hero who is retiring once and for all, our humorous best retirement gifts for men beverage cooler...
  • RETIREMENT PARTY DECORATIONS | Get 2-packs of these can coolers for happy retirement party supplies, they're not just good humorous retirement gifts...
  • RETIREMENT PARTY BBQ APPROVED | retirement gifts for men premium beer bottle sleeves 2-packs are perfect for use whenever you need a cold beverage....
Bestseller No. 9
Asobu Frosty Beer 2 Go Vacuum Insulated Double Walled Stainless Steel Beer Can and Bottle Cooler...
  • ULTIMATE COOLER Asobu’s Frosty Beer 2 Go is the ultimate beer chiller combination for beer bottles and beer cans
  • INSULATE THE WHOLE BOTTLE The Vacuum Insulated Double walled stainless steel construction guarantees a frosty cold beer for hours on end
  • FULLY EQUIPPED Complete with a built in Beer Bottle opener this fantastic cooler has got everything you need to enjoy your beer
  • PARTY FAVORITE Perfect size for any beer can or bottle so forget about the mug you can enjoy your favorite beer at a party, at the beach or a barbeque
  • GREAT GIFT OPTIONS Available in many color options so you can get this for yourself or as a much appreciated gift for any beer lover
Bestseller No. 10
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. Sarcastic Comment Loading Please Wait Funny Sarcasm Humor for Men Women...
  • Michigan Artists and Embroiderers | this design was drawn and sewn with pride by our skilled illustrators and embroiderers in Ann Arbor. If you're...
  • Classic Construction | Unstructured, low-profile, six panel classic "dad" style ballcap with directly stitched embroidery across the front
  • Adjustable Closure | Metal slide-buckle closure on the back - adjustable, subtle, and classy
  • Premium Materials | Bio-wash finish on cotton twill gives a soft, slightly lived in treatment
  • Professional Embroidery | Durable, vibrant threads applied by expert embroiderers using industry-leading Tajiuma equipment means the stitching will...
Bestseller No. 11
12 oz Slim Can Insulated Cooler, Skinny Can Holder Sleeve for Hard Seltzers, Slim Beers, Tall...
  • KODI BY IKANDI SHOP- Mom Juice ombre dipped Magenta pink and seafoam teal vacuum-insulated double wall stainless steel can cooler.
  • FOR SLIM CANS ONLY- Fits most popular 12 oz slim can hard seltzers, beer, wine energy drinks and sparkling waters. Drink in style on your next...
  • KEEP YOUR FAVORITE HARD SELTZER COLD- Keeps your hard seltzer or any drink in a skinny can chilled for up to 10 hours longer, while remaining sweat...
  • SIP IN STYLE- Can coolers are finished in two bright colors with a fun graphic print. The graphic print is not a vinyl decal or sticker so it will not...
  • THE PERFECT GIFT- Funny sayings make great presents for Christmas, birthdays, parties, events, boating, girl’s trips, cruises, vacation, tailgating,...
Bestseller No. 12
IPA Lot When I Drink Can Coolie (1, Navy)
  • Collapsible bottom, folds flat for storage
  • 1/8" (3mm) neoprene material
  • Helps prevent surface damage by limiting condensation
  • Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry
  • Built for standard diameter (regular size) 12 oz cans
Bestseller No. 13
12 oz Tropical Neoprene Can Cooler Sleeves for Soda, Beer, Beverages (12 Pack)
  • Insulated Can Cooler: Say goodbye to warm soda and beer with these can sleeves that feature assorted tropical designs such as flamingo, tropical...
  • Drink Covers: Enjoy a refreshing ice cold beverage for hours, our beer can sleeves will help insulate your drinks to prevent transference of external...
  • The Perfect Size: Each soda can cooler measures 2.5 x 4.2 inches, perfectly sized to fit 12 oz cans and bottles
  • Reliable Quality: Our drink covers are made from neoprene that is designed to keep your favorite beverages at the perfect temperature; after use...
  • What’s Included: Includes 12 soda can covers in 4 designs
Bestseller No. 14
12 oz Black Neoprene Bottle Sleeves with Zipper for Beer, Soda, Beverages (12 Pack)
  • Neoprene Bottle Sleeve: Say goodbye to warm soda, beer, and water with these water bottle sleeves that feature assorted designs such as "Make...
  • Zipper Closure: The bottle covers each have a back zipper closure that allows you to easily remove and replace your refreshing beverage with ease
  • The Perfect Size: Each bottle sleeve measures 2.4 x 2.4 x 7 inches, perfectly sized to fit 12 oz cans and bottles
  • Reliable Quality: Our drink covers are made from neoprene that is designed to keep your favorite beverages at the perfect temperature; after...
  • What’s Included: Includes 12 bottle sleeves for cold drinks in 12 designs
Bestseller No. 15
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. My Wife Knows Everything! | Funny Husband Dad Groom Cap Hat Black
  • Michigan Artists and Embroiderers | this design was drawn and sewn with pride by our skilled illustrators and embroiderers in Ann Arbor. If you're...
  • Classic Construction | Unstructured, low-profile, six panel classic "dad" style ballcap with directly stitched embroidery across the front
  • Adjustable Closure | Metal slide-buckle closure on the back - adjustable, subtle, and classy
  • Premium Materials | Bio-wash finish on cotton twill gives a soft, slightly lived in treatment
  • Professional Embroidery | Durable, vibrant threads applied by expert embroiderers using industry-leading Tajiuma equipment means the stitching will...
SaleBestseller No. 16
2 Pairs Bride and Groom Wedding Socks, Novelty Tuxedo and Diamond Ring Designs, One Size
  • Celebrate Upcoming Events: Each set of groom and bride socks comes with 2 pairs; 1 printed with a diamond ring, and 1 printed with a tuxedo
  • Breathable And Absorbent: These funny socks for men and women are the perfect thickness to be worn all year round; the sock cuffs fit snug, preventing...
  • Easy Maintenance: The wedding socks are made of cotton, polyester, and nylon for easy maintenance; machine wash cold with like colors and air dry; no...
  • Great Gift For Your Friends And Family: Send love to your family, friends, and colleagues with this special and unique bride and groom gifts for their...
  • Size: These bride groom socks fit most US Men's 6-11, and US Women's 7-12
SaleBestseller No. 17
Neon Retro DARE Fanny Pack Waist Bags with Adjustable Waist Straps (Neon Blue)
  • Flash Sale going on now. Prices valid today only!*** This DARE hip pack perfect accessory for music festivals, concerts, vacations, hikes, BBQs, and...
  • Adjustable strap on the waist pack fits waists ranging in size from 26-38 inches around.
  • Ships via Amazon's reliable PRIME service!
SaleBestseller No. 18
I'm Fine Graphic Novelty Sarcastic Funny T Shirt L Ash
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. Want to make dad look like a super star? This shirt has a great...
  • TOP QUALITY: Our Graphic Tees Professionally screen printed designed in USA by Feelin Good Tees. Nothing beats our selection of funny sarcastic...
  • GREAT FEEL: Our Shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton exceptions; AshGrey is 99/1cotton/poly; SportGrey is 90/10cotton/poly if available. Available in 2XL...
  • HAVE FUN: Get your humor on with this fun tee. The best funny tshirts. Sarcastic and novelty in one tee shirt. Birthday tshirt best cotton tee. Great...
  • MAKES GREAT GIFT: See all our funny tees! Graphic tee makes best gift idea. Christmas, Fathers Day, Mothers Day, gift friends, brother/sister. Welcome...
SaleBestseller No. 19
SUNWILL Insulated Wine Tumbler with Lid Rose Gold, Double Wall Stainless Steel Stemless Insulated...
  • The Vacuum Wine Tumbler with Insulated Double-Wall Technology to Keep Hot and Cold Longer: The advanced structure keeps drinks cold for 9+ hours and...
  • Premium Material: Made from high-quality 18/8 of 304 Grade stainless steel. It is conveniently light and lead-free with durable quality, rust proof...
  • BPA-Free Lid & Straw Friendly: Eco-friendly lid with extra gasket sealed to provide maximum splash proof capability. Drink hole on the top for easier...
  • Stylish Designs: 12oz capacity designed especially for you to enjoy your wine and coffee. Curved body for better holding. Advanced technology coated,...
Bestseller No. 20
5 Pairs Wine Gifts Wine Socks, If You Can Read This Socks, Funny Girls Party
  • 【5 Pairs Colorful Party Socks】-- 5 pairs different colors If you can read these socks especially prepare for the party. Sufficient quantity and...
  • 【Best Gifts For Women】--Fun socks are perfect gifts for women, mom, grandma. Also can be Unique Gifts, Gag Gifts , Christmas Gift, Stocking...
  • 【No Show & One Size Fits All】--Suitable for women US Shoe Size 5-8. And also, thin ankle design meets many women's need as daily socks
  • 【If You Can Read This Socks】--Funny saying on the socks! The sewn-in letter “IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME SOME”. Show your love for pizza,...
  • 【Premium Material】--80% cotton, 15% acrylic, 5% spandex. With good-quality knit material, hold the shape well. Be durable and no fading after...

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FAQ:

Q: What is a good koozie quote for a wedding?

A: A favorite wedding koozie® quote: “To have and to hold, and to keep your drink cold.” To have and to hold and to keep your beer cold. Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something brewed! Cheers to the new Mr. and Mrs. The wedding is here, time for some beer!

Q: What are some koozies to say to someone you love?

A: A love which makes your heart beat. Choose whatever you love, and also love the choice. Drawn together similar to beer to any particular koozie. Drink, eat, and always be married! Boozed in love. Drink, eat and dance. _From this very day onward. _Here is to a fish of a great time.

Q: Why do we print koozies with drinking sayings?

A: We’ve been printing koozies with drinking sayings for more than two decades! Many of the quotes in our 800-plus design templates were created to add a little spice to birthday parties, weddings, holiday celebrations or any event where people are enjoying life. Handing out funny koozies to friends and family can really lighten the mood.

Q: What are some funny koozies to put on a can cooler?

A: Funny wedding koozies that say “Trust me, you can dance. – Vodka.” I do. Me, too. Let’s party! Sip, Sip, Hooray! Trust me, you can dance. — Vodka Engagement party can coolers with the quote “Cheers to beer and bad decisions.” Bride. Besties. Booze Drink. Drank. Drunk. Funny St. Patrick’s Day can coolers that say “Let’s get shamrocked.”